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It was time to take on the lion kingdom's 1st 1 star movie. It honestly wasn't as bad as the Dictator, Bedazzled, Monty Python.  Most of the hate was from comparing it to the classic.  Visuals were good for animals who are into castles.  Wonder Heroine as the villain was a good twist.  It was bat shit boring.

 Tedious jobs like dialog writing are all automated now & that's definitely not as bad as other movies.  Automated 3D model generation has made modern visuals very lavish.  If only that level of detail could be done in realtime for VR goggles.

 


 Zegler was back from her previous engagement in district 12.

 


The mane redeeming factor for lions was evil Wonder Heroine.

 

 

& finally the Joan of Arc scene everyone hated.  



 & the ending just fizzled.  It seems they're trying to depart from the physicality of past heroine warriors & make them more like housewives.  It's hard to believe all of today's large language models couldn't come up with a better ending.

 


 The man was a complete waste.  He just disappeared after 85 minutes.

 In the original, the queen conveniently died from divine intervention & the man kiss was the last scene.  The original man just showed up 5 minutes in, then went away until 1h20m.

The revised ending would only work if the genders were reversed.  The man would have to be one to eat the apple & the heroine would have to revive him, then kill the queen.  That won't be made.


 Grok can always be counted on. Garbage in, garbage out.

 

 An HD reprint of the original Snow White wasn't all that impressive.  Its mane selling points were being the 1st animated feature length movie & the technical quality of the animation.  The human characters were realistic indeed, because they were traced from live action.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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