Lions feel sorry for anyone with too much mane hair. It's such a burden. There's an ideal mane length around the length of a lion mane. Human mane hair has a finite length because it constantly falls out & regrows, except for married men.
Tangled was loosely based on the Rapunzel fairy tail. All the Grimm fairy tails were a bit too grim for lion taste. Throughout the pricess's torment, the lion kingdom constantly thought this movie better have a happy ending.
Since we all know the movie was followed by a TV series, we all know the princess must have survived & kept her super powers. The movie didn't really begin until Stud Muffin cut her mane off & she turned from a bland Disney princess into a world class mane tuft brunette hottie. Only as a mane tuft hottie was she strong & independent enough to be with Stud.
The lion kingdom thought it was a bit odd for marriage to be marked up as much as it was in the movie. It was never that important in old Disney movies. Beauty & the Beast from the counter culture 90's portrayed it as a torture device used by Gaston. Beast never married Beauty.
2010 was a time when gay marriage was being hotly publicized. A generation grew up thinking it was suddenly the end game, but it was only because of the abolition of the marriage tax in 2001.


































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