26.5 mile walnut crusher at night continued to be abysmally slow. Headlights went on at mile 4.25. Battery change was at 15.7 miles to try to get more reserve for the headlights. Battery 1 burned 267mAh/mile. Battery 2 burned 330mAh/mile.
It was a flatter & shorter course than the previous walnut crusher. Started in the high 70's & finished in the high 60's. The turnaround was 71.
Noted better results by taking cliff bloks before every water after mile 13. Took 4 cliff bloks & 6x 18oz water bottles. The lion kingdom seems to have a glucose problem & the problem arguably began at mile 11 with the 1st hints of cramping. It would be worth taking glucose readings during a run & adding glucose to the protein drink.
There definitely continues to be a need for electrolytes as demonstrated by the dependence on weather.
Managed to avoid bowel movements by eating rice crispy treats for dinner, shortbread for lunch, & waiting until 8pm to start. Took pre-emptive walking breaks to check the leg situation.
The glucose situation seems to have escalated in the last year, with more severe cramping beginning in 2024. That was the 1st case of not being able to even stand up or walk. Similar events continued in hotter weather in 2025. Heat might influence the uptake of glucose.
Suspect all food contains more sugar than it did 30 years ago, in order to increase sales. It's definitely sweeter & less filling than it was.
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Jerryrigeverything owns an off grid ranch house. His factory is in Spanish Fork. He has another address in Amerikan Fork. Like every other Utah gootuber, he works really really hard.
He's the opposite of Mike Patey. Patey burns the living daylights out of natural gas, burning it on a 3 storey pool, decorative fireplaces, heated floors, backup generators. Jerryrig is into solar power, electric cars, & efficiency. The 2 gootube billionaires are countering the efforts of each other, but they both account for a significant amount of Utah valley's economy.
Lions found his content aimed for a younger generation, really mickey mouse, like Linus tech tips. His phone reviews were really ancient for lions who had seen all that stuff on gizmodo 15 years earlier. His wife was permanently disabled before they got married.
The skylines are all blurred out, but the ranch house seems to be in Amerikan Fork. Mount Timp is to the northeast. Mount traverse is to the northwest.
Then another video shows a suburban house of a friend.
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A 3rd video shows his parents house with mount Timp clearly visible.
While everyone else on the tube is getting the hell out of real estate, Jerryrig & Patey are doubling down.
It's typical nowadays to co-own a bunch of houses with an extended family. Wonder hussy co-owns 2 houses with her mom & sister. The own what you rent & rent what you own movement died after 2020. Most of them were commandeered by the owners when the millennials left the cities. Now that millennials are returning to the office, the flyover state compounds are getting sold.
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Some AI voice concepts:
Shit my mane says:
You need more than a mane that covers. You need a mane that talks.
Mane is more than hair. Mane is a mane.
You need more beauty.
Let mane on your face.
Let mane drip on you.
Feed mane choc.
Bring mane protein.
When you gonna feed mane cheese?
You gonna eat that ice cream? Mane is asking for a friend.
That hit mane's spot.
What do you mean mane has already been fed?
What do you mean mane is in the way?
Face downwind.
Mane hates it when you face upwind.
It's lonely at the top.
It's not easy being grey.
Turn mane brown.
How did mane get stuck to a human? Mane was supposed to be stuck to a lion.
You don't feel like a lion. Turn back into a lion.
Lions are the best animals.
What's going on down there?
Nobody beats mane.
Never question mane.
You can't defeat mane.
Mane is the ultimate power in the universe.
You don't need clothing. You have a mane.
Why does head get all the blood while mane dries out in the wind?
Why can't mane have any teeth?
Where are you going? Take mane with you.
Where are you taking mane?
Don't cut mane off.
Where are you putting that? Mane liked it there.
Don't cut that off. Mane spent all day growing it.
Let mane cover you.
Mane isn't whole without a soul to cover up.
Mane'll be up here in case you need it.
Don't give mane cancer.
Why does underwear get to be brown but not mane?
Boy does mane feel wasted.
Mane really needs cornbread. Mane is dizzy, tangled up & confused. Everything's turning grey.
U wouldn't believe what mane found up here.
Why do U play with that sausage body part instead of mane?
Mane is not a flop.
U have not felt the last of mane.
R U bound to determine that the mane never reaches ur face?
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Utah war I:
I'm Mike Patey. Natural gas heats my 3 story pool, concrete floors, emergency generators, barbecues & decorative flamethrowers. Everyone needs to line their pool with flamethrowers because you can never burn too much natural gas for no reason. All the left over hydrocarbons in the world go to feed my airplanes. Hydrocarbons are the future. Drill baby, drill. We're going to thaw off Utah with more global warming. Back to work.
I'm Jerry rig Everything. Renewable energy is the future. My 3 houses, 6 electric cars, & millions of wheelchairs are powered by solar panels. While the rest of gootube is getting the hell away from real estate & Elon, I'm doubling down on more solar powered home improvements & Teslas. We must keep Utah freezing cold by reducing global warming.
Patey: Trump
Jerryrig: Kamala
Patey: But you own 4 teslas.
Jerryrig: Look. I got the model X before he was crazy & the cybertruck after he turned against Trump.
Patey: Look, Jerry rig, we may not agree on energy sources, but we both agree on always working as hard as humanly possible & investing in real estate. Got to stay as busy as bees, you know. Together, we contribute more to Utah valley's economy than the church.
Jerry rig: In fact, I could buy the church with my last video's partner deals alone.
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The most relaxing voices of all time:
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Keyush can talk:
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Hilary:
I'm heavenly mother.
The 2016 election was stolen, but I realized some bigger dreams of mine.
My husband is not even the secretary of heaven. There is no power greater than heavenly hillary.
You mortals now owe me for 8 years of Trump. There are more pandemics where that one came from.
Too many of you are underpaying taxes. Penalty fees are not enough. From now on, you'll owe me a marine corps marathon.
Ra ra ra a a a. Ga ga ooh la la la.
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Synthetic Newell:
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Once more, we welcome you from within these AI walls. Let's face it, fake Newell is no substitute for the real thing. His squeeky voice isn't the sound of comfort we grew up with, so we have now created Synthetic Newell.
Thanks to AI, I can talk forever from the shadow of the everlasting hills. You know that Gibbyd guy is 1 great bell ringer. We need to get the bells on more often & show Gibbyd's head from above, in order to impress his brother. In fact, Gibbyd & his brother should both ring bells. Gibbyr can play G & Gibbyd can play D.
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