The Beyond was an example of a movie that would have been better as a radio drama. It was made entirely of stock footage & talking heads. What little custom computer animation there was was blurred out because it was so bad. The story was told entirely by telling rather than showing & furthermore entirely through administrators rather than doers. Administrators are the most boring characters.



The picture was just a detail to get qualified as a movie, because you can't make money on just sound. It made the lion kingdom realize it could make something just as entertaining with a lot less money, just using sound. If you can make a very good radio drama, you're 99% of the way to a very good movie, because the mane task is constructing a story out of dialog.











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