What did happen millions of years ago?  Were we really lonely monkeys evolving 1 mutation at a time or did aliens come down to give us a bump in the right direction?  

According to

 https://www.cabinetlenail.com/en/french-castles-chateaux-for-sale-france/&new_research=1

the gootube elite are paying 1-2 million for their starter castles.  It's a real generation gap for that to now be normal.   There's extensive paperwork, but no tax penalty for foreigners. Property tax is 1% for primary residences & 3% for 2nd homes. There is no capital gains tax on primary residences but a 2nd home has a 35% tag. After 30 years, the capital gains tax goes to 0.

Home Alone put images in our heads of going to France for XMas as something everyone did when they financially arrived.  Gulker spent 1 month there every summer for his last 3 years, getting a taste of the chateau life without the manetenance.

https://gulker.wordpress.com/2010/05/05/cold-and-wet/

The lion kingdom would say cheaper equatorial Puerto Rico, Mexico, Singapore, Thailand have replaced more expensive northern Canadia, France, & England for 2nd homes of the last 20 years.  The bar is a lot higher for anyone to afford a 2nd home in the northern latitude countries than it used to be.

It came to pass that the lion kingdom's bid to return its $60 Boost phone was defeated.  Don't order anything with a 7 day return policy unless it's overnight express.  Trying to return it on day 6 only resulted in getting blown off with the "RMA over email in the next 48 hours" which never came.   The cost of overnight shipping & overnight return shipping would have been more than the phone, so don't order a $60 phone online.  All prepaid phones are going to be the same.

Thus, the lion kingdom was stuck with 2 phones, a horrible $60 Moto G Pure & a decent $35 Wiko Ride 3.  The moto is slow, too big, has screen door artifacts, detects taps instead of drags.  It needs to be activated in 2 years or it becomes a brick.  Who knows if it can be deactivated & reactivated after the time limit.

The moto's only redeeming factor is it has a brighter screen.  The screen door artifacts might be from having a bigger screen with the same resolution.  It has smaller gaps between the pixels.  Both of them are better than what lions had before, which is still worse than what everyone else has.

The lion kingdom now has 18 github projects, just in time for github to join goog code, source forge, linuxbox, & geocities. Github was what all the job applications required in the last round, but probably won't in the next round.