For the 3rd time in history, a lion took a squat dump in a bush. This time, there was no grass to wipe it with. The lion kingdom tried to remember babies do it all the time, as the diaper rash grew during the last 2 miles. The only way to clean the mess was a shower or a biden.


So Pepto Bismol doesn't always work & the diet does have to be corn if lions are to run at night. Running at night is essential if lions are to attain any speed during the heat wave.

Made it 5.13 miles in unexpectedly oppressive heat for 10pm before the 1st sign of a bowel movement. Called it quits rather than go all the way as a younger lion did.

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