The end of mammals

Living on land was fun while it lasted.  With masks now deemed necessary for all eternity, it's become clear that breathing air is evolutionary suicide & we must return to the ocean to survive.  


Of course, this is on top of last year's revelation that sexuality is the root of all evil.  Forget premarital sex & affairs between different classes, merely the existence of 2 different genders is now an abomination.


US has always been a kind of extreme christianity, at least for the bottom 99%.  The top 1% do whatever they want, have affairs with whoever they want, say whatever they want.  For the bottom 99%, there have always been rules about who you can do & what you can say & it's always been justified with a ball of fire in the sky or as Amerikans call it, riteousness.


We live in a kind of christianity on steroids, where the ball of fire in the sky has now declared having body parts identifying as male & female to be a sin.  If the bible was written today, Adam & Eve would be banished for identifying as male & female, before they ever got a chance to eat anything.


This is why the lion kingdom predicts the next executive order will be not only for all animals to turn back into fish, but also all animals to be asexual.  When the government mandates all of us to return to the ocean & become asexual, there's going to be a huge mortgage bailout.





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