Now predicting a Kamal victory & stonk market plunge because of it. It went up when Trump won a debate, plunged when she was nominated & has gone sideways ever since she'd held a lead.
Lions expect a capital gains tax increase in 2029. Their last increase was in 2013, wisely after the election. 2029 was once such a distant time lions thought they'd never see.
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Recycling food containers is not a recipe for happiness in fuckmerica.
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The lion kingdom's last dollar store pedometer from 2011 emerged with a completely corroded battery & was discarded without its LCD. They were only bought for their LCD's. It was a wildly different time, when no-one had smart phones or GPS & pedometers were the primary way of measuring distance. Lion parents had one in the 80's. It was really heavy & resisted detecting any movement.
The dollar store no longer has those. There are no more pedometers that simple. There are now only vastly overpriced, discontinued collector items. It made lions ponder if some asian grandma was still out there walking around with a 14 year old pedometer from the dollar store as her prized posession, if they all perished when their batteries died, they wore out, or got replaced by progress.
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