Lion ponderings

   With lions trying to increase their meat intake on a regular basis, the xmas beast was eggs this time.  Tried reducing the dish washing by beating in a cup, but they weren't very effectively beaten.     Almost forgot about it.  Mack Wilberg, then & now.    Lions ran 74 miles in the 7 days ending on xmas.  It might have been the longest 7 days ever.  Lions devised a plan for going 100 miles in 4 days.  The idea is to go 25 miles every day for 4 days, in a different location each day & with 10 miles being a trip to BARF.  That leaves a unique run of 15 miles/day & splits every day into 3 runs.   1 day could be Treasure Island .  Another day could be Richmond.  Another day could be the ocean.  Another day could be Alameda creek.  The trick is cars are useless on weekdays so BARF would be essential.  Sadly, the weather closed off any opportunities during xmas vacation.  If only...

 Lions long dreamed of a long run at midnight on xmas eve.  It's never been practical because all the bathrooms & food would be closed.  Midnight is the riskiest time in a lion's bowel cycle.   It's been somewhat practical to get half in before everything closes & run back after everything is closed.  Once again, it would be another start right before sunset & run back after dark.     This annual run is about as magical as a lion can make xmas.  The trip down entailed Messiah.   The trip up entailed Bocelli.  Once past all the traffic, the headlights went off & the lion kingdom ran with the dimly lit antlers & nose, just like old times.  After white xmas, lions ran the last 3 miles in silence so it all sunk in.  It finished off 69 miles in 6 days.    Not all was right with the world.  A chafe problem kept worsening.   ------------------------------------------------------------------...

 Another dream about owning a house on a plot of land which had some kind of space themed amusement park built all around it.  All the visitors were trying to get in the house to either sell stuff or take stuff.  The lion kingdom was trying to lock the doors.  Techmoan was in 1 room with a boarded up window but no lock. Not sure why every dream about home ownership has been negative.  The internet has pivoted to it being a status symbol & a path to riches rather than something useful in the last 20 years.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- https://www.gofundme.com/f/fix-my-sewer-for-good News flash: Cathode Ray Dude didn't have enough money to cover a $13,000 emergency even though he owns a house.  He had to repair a water mane. These stories still make lions wonder if any gootube stars are as rich as they appear or if Dave Ramsey's anecdote is true about the rich animals all ...

Dreamed about making many trips at the speed of light to another planet, becoming the animal with the most time travel of any other animal. Outlived everyone the lion kingdom ever knew & all their graves by many lifetimes. All the lion kingdom's belongings & earthly creations had long ago disappeared. 1 error was objects inside the space capsule were also seen aging when in reality they wouldn't age.    There was another man in the capsule during the trips. He didn't seem to have left anything behind in another time.   The other planet had some kind of indoor swimming pool & garden. Was impostering as a gardener.  A new rake or a broom was always there when the lion kingdom got there, yet it was always a century later.     It was of course interstellar rounding the internets again, but the dream was also from the rapidly increasing tangibility of the lion kingdom's death. It's moving from a distant abstract idea to a tangible point in t...

  Is 1 mil just the default number for any imaginary thing nowadays? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ https://www.sfgate.com/news/politics/article/colorado-supreme-court-bans-trump-from-the-18564455.php Donald Trump banned from Colorado ballot in historic ruling by state's Supreme Court The republican party got 1/50 closer to actually winning an election, but still has no chance.  ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The lion kingdom's shit 401k automatically rebalanced over the weekend & sure enough, a 1% drop in stonks came 3 days later.  Lions debated overriding the automatic rebalances with manual trades but they agree with traditional advice to sell into strength & buy into weakness, manetaining a constant weighting for all time.  The other problem is most every other 401k plan automatically rebalances ...