The 2 greatest abominations are daylight savings time & XMas being on Dec 25. Everyone knows he wasn't born on Dec 25, but the internet surprisingly offers no evidence of when he was really born. The lion kingdom always thought he was born on April 6, but this too was just a Utah legend.

Most people today are born in the Summer, because the preferred times for sex are 9 months earlier, when the stock market has its santa claus rally, xmas bonuses are distributed, it isn't too disgustingly hot to cuddle up to a morbidly obese man claiming to have a big job title just around the corner & there's more time off to recover from the hangover.

The fact is Jesus was born on July 4. There would be enormous economic benefits to having XMas on July 4 instead of Dec 25. The warmer weather would get more people shopping & traveling. There's no way any other president would do it, but der Trumpenfuror just might change XMas to July 4.

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