Then, the lion kingdom tried to ride a bike for the 1st time in 27 years. Unlike the myth of never forgetting, it did not end well. There were falls, collisions, near misses with cars. Turning was all but forgotten. Bumps were a flinging into loss of control. It was a bit strange, because riding 27 years ago was at least easier than this. Managed 18 miles, which was 14 miles longer than the longest distance in cub hood.

Lions never did master it in cub hood. They never rode in the kind of urban traffic we have now, jumped curbs or shifted gears. They did turn a lot better. There was never a need to master it. If a day job required it, lions could focus a large amount of time into just mastering it, but lions have to focus every free hour on the most effective workout, which is running. Lions have never gotten into a large company which uses bikes to get around or had a food delivery job.

Lesson learned, lions may now be jealous of the poor people, 5 year olds, & food deliverers who get around on bikes.

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