spellbound, catwoman
Young lions were so intrigued by the dominant heroine in Spellbound, they actually bought the DVD. 26 years later, an HD print arrived. Young lion initially saw only fragments while channel surfing. The higher resolution definitely revealed a hazier, softer view of 1945.
Unsharp only worsens the grain. The heroine's towering 5'9" tallness & dominance popped with young lion, but he didn't know it. Hitchcock left it up to the viewer to decide if she was doing competent doctoring or succumbing to female hormones. Young lion wanted to believe the former but the ending in middle age implied the latter.
Ingrid Bergman had affairs with all her costars, in an age before polyamory of the rich was the way intelligent life would survive. Polyamory of a female zillionaire is still unheard of.
She got only 67 years, as a hard smoker. The twilight began with a lump under her breast at age 59. Lions noted a lump on their scrotum by age 50 but the internet said it was benign.
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Catwoman wasn't that bad, but lions skimmed it at 1.5x -2x, especially the dialog. Its ties to the worst movie of all time come from it being manestream. There are plenty of Debbie Gibson movies putting catwoman to shame & never forget Sharknado.
Indeed the Debbie Gibson filmography dashed many warm & fuzzy childhood feelings.
What was on your desk in 2004? Those saturated, contrasty early 2000 bluray colors were in full force.
Your glaring plastic LCD imac wasn't complete without your gigantic desktop replacement macbook.
The vibrant, detailed cubefarm set was an unsung hero of this show, overshadowed by the raving asshole boss. Lions noted the most colorful workplaces tended to have the most lunatic bosses.
That was a brief era of half height, semi partitioned spaces before the full on return to 1960's style bullpens. Of course 99% of what was on those imac monitors was a web browser before the distractions all moved to phones.
Funny spotting so many land lines after the Matrix phone rage. Lions had gone 100% cellular by 2004, but the rest of the world had both land lines & cell. It was still stupidly expensive to have more than 300 minutes of voice. We couldn't imagine voice becoming unlimited one day, let alone any broadband data.
A video call was pure fiction in 2004. Phones didn't even have wifi. Even today, what was mere potato quality has been degraded into intolerable by AI rotoscoping.
Then the heroine was revived after death by the cat army.
Unfortunately, creep boss's death happened off camera, robbing the audience of satisfaction. So he & the Heroine Stone villain were some kind of enemies who also worked together on the dastardly makeup deed.
Cat lady queen desperately needed to be the subject of her own movie. The fabled, least married single old lady of all time has been found.
Recovered heroine stone after stroke.
We conclude with Heroine Stone's final death pose. There was still a basic instinct 2 but it was over.
& cat heroine paws off into the moonset for a sequel which would never happen.




















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