The lion kingdom exited the womb 50 years ago today, but after crossing the international date line, the political geriatric day became tomorrow. Many animals didn't make it to 50. Glenn Gould most famously only lasted 10 days beyond 50. Cancer rapidly ticks up after 50. The odds get rapidly longer after 50.
The old lion already had hemorrhoids, carpel tunnel, & tendinitis, by 50.
50 was the 2nd time lions began feeling acutely aware of their time on Earth rapidly approaching the end. The 1st time was the feeling that 18 would be the last year. Romantic rejection, anxiety attacks, were all new & quite hard to imagine enduring beyond 18 years.
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Gootube was spamming Edge of tomorrow videos for years, so lions finally decided to rewatch it. It was somehow more engaging than it was in 2015. The writing was harder on Tom Cruise, the situation more hopeless. If only the writers threw Tom Cruise & the audience a bone just once.
Old lion noted the intimidation factor of irish accents, obviously a common fear for all animals.
As payback, everyone in that room was dead in 24 hours.
As lions understood it, the aliens became invincible by replaying the same day over & over until they could anticipate every human action. Some humans gained the same ability, 1st the heroine who eventually lost it by getting a blood transfusion & then Tom Cruise. She went back into combat after losing immortality & then died.
It started coming back with the climax, all shot at night to save on animation. He gained the ability to rewind time & bring everyone back to life. The heroine wasn't very likeable.





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